Not another Cock!

We have profiles on a couple of different sites. Now and again we will try different ways to meet people; increase our friends with benefits list. Usually we stick to Swinglifestyle sites because we have found these to be the most effective way of meeting people. No we don’t endorse one over another, sure we have our preferences of course ours being one of them. Lol… But we won’t put one down or say that place is bullsh*t or say another one is great for that matter. You find what works for you and run with it. We are open enough to give other things a try.
Now with all that being said we tried something we never really tried before a personals section of a site. It’s not set up as a Swinglifestyle site or anything like that but has a section where people can place a personal ad along those lines. First of all let us state that we are not saying the site is bull it works for some and god knows lots of people use it. However for our own personal experience it isn’t quite for us. We placed an ad stating that we are a fun couple looking to play and that we are open to couples, males and females. We thought we would get a few responses and go through them email a couple see if we had anything in common exchange phone numbers and maybe go out to dinner and see what happens.
Now for the reality of what happened. We placed our ad and walked away from our computer and took care of our daily responsibilities, Kids, work, cleaning the normal everyday things. After a few hours I sat back down in front of our computer. I opened my email only to be hit with eighteen cocks staring back at me. The song from the lion king started running through my head, “I got a bunch of lovely coconuts all lined up in a row. Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head”. Ok yeah, an unusual association but let’s see how you react when you are met with a cockfest. It is like that traumatized person trying to go to a happy place. And of course over the years we have seen more cocks than a Jewish mohel. It just never ceases to amaze me that so many guys think that a picture of their cock and a fragmented sentence will have their fantasies come true.
Now guys I have written a couple of blogs given you advice on how to meet and hook up with a couple. It really isn’t that hard… Take the time to write a few complete sentences. Tell them about yourself, ask them some questions, treat them as a couple, and remember there are two people there. Save the bedroom talk for the bedroom. Oh yeah include a face photo first and if you really feel the need to show it off then make your cock photo as the second one. But I can’t stress enough that your cock isn’t a selling point.
Here let’s just take this one experience and show you how it played out. So after going through 18 cocks I called my wife over and started again from the beginning. Email one, “what does he look like”, email two, “does he have that much hair on his face”, email three, “come on do they have a face photo”, email four, “are they all like this? Then forget it”. I had no response to this… after all a couple or a single female would have been nice but to be overloaded with all these single males just was too much. Sure this personal ad section of this site works but it wasn’t the response we were looking for. We will just stick to what works for us lifestyle sites where you can read their profiles look at their photos see if you have anything in common then wink or email them. Plus this keeps our personal email address out of the picture.