Sunday, December 6, 2009

You’re Not Santa Put That Bag Away

We have been in the Swinglifestyle for a few years now and have learned a few tricks of the trade if you will. Like, having a play bag for when you go out. A small bag filled with essentials like lube, condoms, baby wipes, toothpaste, toothbrushes, mints, a hair brush, change of underwear. See a pattern here they are all personal hygiene products. They are all items to make wife swapping more fun without seeming to surprising.

Okay what does this have to do with anything let me tell yeah? It’s our way of saying that if you have a bag with you when we go back to a hotel we aren’t that surprised. At least at first… Let’s back up a bit, we met this couple at a club and hit it off right from the gate. We laughed, flirted, we had fun on the dance floor, the girls started to make out with each other so we decided to take it back to our hotel room. So when we got there and they got out of their car and grabbed a bag out of the trunk we didn’t think much of it. Actually at first we find this refreshing, another experienced couple that is concerned about hygiene and safety. Yeah so we were projecting our own behavior on them. Anyway we all go into the room, we offer them something to drink, and the let the fun begin. Then the mystery bag is revealed. The motion was classic like something out Top Chief or Dexter the way this bag was unrolled onto the bed. Displaying a collection of sex toys you’d think only a traveling sex toy salesman would have.

We have nothing against sex toys, hell we have our own little collection. We have our favorites like, the rabbit, the cherry scented vibe with dual vibe eggs, the vibrating cock ring, and the crouch-less strap-on. These have all given us some truly unforgettable nights of play. However we knew the people we were playing with before the toys came out. I wouldn’t consider us old fashion and we are far from being prudes. But we have no idea where those things have been. Plus there is a little bit of a creep factor involved when they are brought out not only on the first night but when revealed in such a way.

You could tell that the husband was the one behind this cause of the look that flashed over the wife’s face. It never ceases to amaze me what the limits of blood flow do and I’m a guy. I don’t know maybe I expect too much, a standard code of ethics or rules and manners of play. Sure we’ve met all sorts of people and considering some of the things we have come across this is not that big of a deal. I mean toys are great and all however bring it up in conversation before hand or maybe in the next round of play. Wouldn’t you want to get to know us before you let us restrain you to a bed? It’s a comfort level thing… Just think about it you didn’t break out black mamba on the first date with your wife so why you would do it the first time you went to play with someone else. Sure there is sexual freedom and we can be definite freaks in bed but like the saying goes “I like to be kissed before you fuck me”. Just put the bag away for now.

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